agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”